Bryce Harper gives the impression of a man desperately finding ways to kill time until spring training.
Or maybe he really just loves sharing his banana bread recipe.
Unclear.
What we do know is that Harper has become a prolific TikToker of late. Here he is preparing the aforementioned banana bread:
You thought Bryce Harper was stopping at just a latte? Nope. Here’s how he makes banana bread. #harpeats pic.twitter.com/xYpjFZkSGW
"Banana bread. Let's get it."
Here's the Phillies' superstar first baseman showing us how to prepare a killer iced vanilla latte:
Didn’t expect to see a Bryce Harper coffee tutorial on TikTok today pic.twitter.com/PT0DgAlcwu
Iced vanilla latte isn't your coffee drink of choice? No worries. "Date caramel cold brew for the win."
Wake up, babe. A new Bryce Harper TikTok just dropped pic.twitter.com/wkoeMik5IK
Here's Harper sharing what he packs for a family vacation. If you're curious how an iPhone works, skip to 0:59 to have a future Hall of Famer explain it to you.
Bryce Harper might be addicted to TikTok at this pointpic.twitter.com/p96gnAkNRr
Reactions to Harper's new hobby are mixed. Some folks seem to love it.
bryce being active on tiktok is better than any gift ive ever been given pic.twitter.com/8jsiGMH9nz
bryce harper influencer era was not on my bingo card but i’m LIVING for it.
make that coffee on tiktok bud, we all love you @bryceharper3
They can’t ban TikTok Bryce Harper is showing me how to make a vanilla latte pic.twitter.com/73NSUR4XvZ
I love Bryce Harper tiktok
Bryce Harper is just spending his whole offseason making coffee and banana bread on TikTok. I love this man. pic.twitter.com/UBsSZeYpfJ
Others seem a little worried about Harper instead.
Bryce Harper looks like he hasn’t slept since the Lindor Grand Slam. pic.twitter.com/nBDzyTbIX1
I think it’s actually quite nice that Bryce Harper is on the coffee making side of TikTok but why are you using raw milk? Where are you purchasing raw milk? Is the Phillies organization OK with this man consuming raw milk?
Someone needs to check on Bryce Harper. He looks like he’s been awake for days on end in these recent TIkToks he’s putting out. My man looks ZAPPED. Lol. https://t.co/aAQMQ2nmbR
And some reactions are just downright mean. (It is the internet, after all.)
please stop posting tik tok bryce harper on my timeline he’s genuinely scaring me pic.twitter.com/QZmQlPfChb
Just watched a TikTok of Bryce Harper making a latte and I’m pretty sure they want to ban the app because they don’t want us to know our favorite athletes are actually complete fucking losers when they’re not playing sports.
Our take? Bryce Harper lives, eats, and breathes baseball. And until it returns, he has no idea what to do with himself.
Relatable.
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